Jokes

Teacher: 'What is your name?'

Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'

Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

Student: 'My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher: 'What is your name?'.

Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'

Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'

Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

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Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?

Student: A holiday

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Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?

Student: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad

Nice Peom - Marathi

तिला स्वप्न बघायला आवडतात,
अन मला स्वप्नात ती,

तिला पाउस फार आवडतो ,
अन मला पावसात ती,

तिला हसयाला आवडत,
अन मला हसताना ती,

तिला गप्प रहायला आवडत नाही,
अन् मला बोलताना ती,

तिला मी कधीच नाही आवडलो,
अन् मला आवडली फक्त तीच ती...

English Translation for those who don't know marathi

She likes to see dreams,
n i like her in my dreams

She likes to get wet in rains,
n i like her getting wet in rains,

She likes laughing,
n l like her laughing,

She likes talking
n i like her talking

She never liked me,
n i always liked her.

translated by Vikram Basantani.. :)

My Mom is Amazing - Beautiful song lyrics

One of my favourite song.

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My Mum is Amazing

She wakes up early in the morning with a smile

And she holds my head up high

Don’t you ever let anybody put you down

Cos you are my little angel

Then she makes something warm for me to drink

Cos it’s cold out there, she thinks

Then she walks me to school, Yes I aint no fool

I just think my Mom is amazing

She makes me feel

Like I can do anything

and when she’s with me

there’s no where else, I’d rather be…

After School, she’s waiting by the gate

I’m so happy that I just can’t wait

To get home to tell her how my day went

And eat the yummy food, only my Mom makes

Then I wind her up cos I don’t wanna bath

And we run around the house with a laugh

No matter what I say, she gets her way

I think my Mom is amazing

In the evening, she tucks me into bed

And I wrap my arms around her head

Then she tells me a tale of a girl far away

Who one day became a princess

I‘m so happy, I don’t want her to leave

So she lies in bed with me

As I close my eyes, how lucky am I

To have a Mom that’s so amazing

Then I wake up in the morning, she’s not there

And I realize she never was

And I’m still here in this lonely orphanage

With so many just like me

And as my dreams begin to fade

I try hard to look forward to my day

But there’s a pain in my heart that’s a craving

How I wish I had a Mom that’s amazing

Would be amazing

A great song By: Naadira Ali

Written by: Zain Bhikha.

Some more Roshesh Peom

Some of the Roshesh Sarabhai's peom ...

Popat Kaka ki atma ka Popat ud gaya ud gaya ud gaya rey..

Shristi ke sajjan haath se popat jud gaya jud gaya jud gaya rey..(Popat is name of roshesh's kaka who had expired) 

hawa mein hai khushi ki aroma

jeet gayi momma,jeet gayi momma

say hi to happiness n tata to trauma

jeet gayi momma,jeet gayi momma 

tumhe samjhe toh mujhe bhi samjhana, 

kyu hai mera jeevan itna khokla, 

jaise koi baasi aur sada hua khaman dhokla....

ghanan ghanan ghanan ghanan

badalo se aaye pehla soorya kiran

daanton ke liye danta manjan 

aur pet ke liye kaayam chooran

Tum bin jaise mai raaste ka andha bhikhari

thodi blessings daan me de do 

thodi mamta tumhari

momma ho momma ha... 

What is love?..... amazingly true replies by children!!

*What is Love???*

A group of 4 to 8 year-old Children were asked, "What does love mean?" The
answers they gave were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

--"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
everyday" (Tina - age 7)

--"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else
kissing me to sleep at night." (Clare - Age 5)

--"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You
know that your name is safe in their mouth." (Billy - age 4)

--"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint
her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time,
even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." (Rebecca - age 8 )


--"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French
fries without making them give you any of theirs." (Chrissy - age 6 )


--"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." (Terri - age 4 )


--"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." (Danny - age 7)

--"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
friends even after they know each other so well." (Tommy - age 6 )

--"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all
the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the
only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore. That's love" (Cindy -age 8)


--"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken." (Elaine -
age 5)


--"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone
all day." (Mary Ann - age 4 )


Love............

Is not only made for lovers...... it’s also for friends
who luv each other sometimes better than lover .

Smile and spread some

Perfect Pic

A perfect pic..........

Sort & Simple..

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.

If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"


The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,


"Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,


"Where is God?!"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"



The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,





"We are in BIG trouble this time.

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("I just LOVE reading next line again and again")

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GOD is missing, and they think we did it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"