Love Story

LOVE STORY

A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.
HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.
BUT HE DID NOT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS LUV.EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.

WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.SHE SAW ALL THE CD“S UNOPENED .
THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?


BÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.SHE ALSO LUVED HIM......... ....

moral of the story:
if u love someone..... .say to him directly don“t wait for the destiny to play the role oderwise u will lose dat...


found on net .. :)

Love

I was searching for Love story on net for timepass i found this one very sweet..

A CUTE LOVE STORY...
Girl-am i prety?
Boy-no.
G-do u want 2 live with me?
B-no.
G-wil u cry if i leave u?
B-no
The girl got vexd & started 2 cry.

The boy pulled her close 2 him & said
u r not pretty but prettiest,
i dont wan 2 live with u but live 4 u,
If u leave Me i wont cry but DIE!.A CUTE LOVE STORY...
Girl-am i prety?
Boy-no.
G-do u want 2 live with me?
B-no.
G-wil u cry if i leave u?
B-no
The girl got vexd & started 2 cry.

The boy pulled her close 2 him & said
u r not pretty but prettiest,
i dont wan 2 live with u but live 4 u,
If u leave Me i wont cry but DIE!.

I found this story on net..

Cute Love story
Two butterflies were in love.........
One day, they decided to play Hide n Seek.......

During the play.....
Boy Butterfly - "A small game within us"
Girl Butterfly - "OK"
Boy Butterfly - "The one who sits in this flower tomorrow early in
the morning.....that one loves the other one more....."
Girl Butterfly - "OK"

Next morning, the boy butterfly waits for the flower to open so that
he can sit before the girl butterfly does......

Finally, the flower opened.....
What did he see.....?????........
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The girl butterfly had died inside the flower.....

She stayed there all night......so that early in the morning......as
soon as she sees him.......she can fly to him and tell him how much she
loved him........

This is true LOVE....

Pappu jokes

Some Pappu jokes i got in mail...


TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !


TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher

Joke

Project Maneger working in a MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the
cafeteria for coffee.He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning
tables
there. so he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Project Manager - (Asks canteen boy): How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Project Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Project Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Project Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi
tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai... naam hai, shohrat hai, paisa
hai....

tumhare paas kya hai?

Scroll down to find out his answer
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Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere paas
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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahot kaam hai.... mera time waste mat
karo

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Process of selecting a software bridegroom ....Enjoy reading

A conversation about the process of selecting a software bridegroom..

Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?

Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I am confused because of it.

Vidhya: what is the confusion about?

Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. It seems now a days, the software guys are wanting to marry girls in the other field. That's I why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion .

vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds.

nithya: first is a manager.

vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab. Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day and night he will not accept.

nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a test engineer.

vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good", he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I tell that. He is sooo good .

Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the performance test engineer.

vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!

Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??

Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear.

Nithya: then tell about them.

Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them.

Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them every time.

Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom..

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Dont call me bhaiya....!!

One of the very good photos i got in my inbox today.. :)