My Mom is Amazing - Beautiful song lyrics

One of my favourite song.

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My Mum is Amazing

She wakes up early in the morning with a smile

And she holds my head up high

Don’t you ever let anybody put you down

Cos you are my little angel

Then she makes something warm for me to drink

Cos it’s cold out there, she thinks

Then she walks me to school, Yes I aint no fool

I just think my Mom is amazing

She makes me feel

Like I can do anything

and when she’s with me

there’s no where else, I’d rather be…

After School, she’s waiting by the gate

I’m so happy that I just can’t wait

To get home to tell her how my day went

And eat the yummy food, only my Mom makes

Then I wind her up cos I don’t wanna bath

And we run around the house with a laugh

No matter what I say, she gets her way

I think my Mom is amazing

In the evening, she tucks me into bed

And I wrap my arms around her head

Then she tells me a tale of a girl far away

Who one day became a princess

I‘m so happy, I don’t want her to leave

So she lies in bed with me

As I close my eyes, how lucky am I

To have a Mom that’s so amazing

Then I wake up in the morning, she’s not there

And I realize she never was

And I’m still here in this lonely orphanage

With so many just like me

And as my dreams begin to fade

I try hard to look forward to my day

But there’s a pain in my heart that’s a craving

How I wish I had a Mom that’s amazing

Would be amazing

A great song By: Naadira Ali

Written by: Zain Bhikha.

Some more Roshesh Peom

Some of the Roshesh Sarabhai's peom ...

Popat Kaka ki atma ka Popat ud gaya ud gaya ud gaya rey..

Shristi ke sajjan haath se popat jud gaya jud gaya jud gaya rey..(Popat is name of roshesh's kaka who had expired) 

hawa mein hai khushi ki aroma

jeet gayi momma,jeet gayi momma

say hi to happiness n tata to trauma

jeet gayi momma,jeet gayi momma 

tumhe samjhe toh mujhe bhi samjhana, 

kyu hai mera jeevan itna khokla, 

jaise koi baasi aur sada hua khaman dhokla....

ghanan ghanan ghanan ghanan

badalo se aaye pehla soorya kiran

daanton ke liye danta manjan 

aur pet ke liye kaayam chooran

Tum bin jaise mai raaste ka andha bhikhari

thodi blessings daan me de do 

thodi mamta tumhari

momma ho momma ha... 

What is love?..... amazingly true replies by children!!

*What is Love???*

A group of 4 to 8 year-old Children were asked, "What does love mean?" The
answers they gave were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

--"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
everyday" (Tina - age 7)

--"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else
kissing me to sleep at night." (Clare - Age 5)

--"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You
know that your name is safe in their mouth." (Billy - age 4)

--"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint
her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time,
even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." (Rebecca - age 8 )


--"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French
fries without making them give you any of theirs." (Chrissy - age 6 )


--"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." (Terri - age 4 )


--"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." (Danny - age 7)

--"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
friends even after they know each other so well." (Tommy - age 6 )

--"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all
the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the
only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore. That's love" (Cindy -age 8)


--"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken." (Elaine -
age 5)


--"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone
all day." (Mary Ann - age 4 )


Love............

Is not only made for lovers...... it’s also for friends
who luv each other sometimes better than lover .

Smile and spread some

Perfect Pic

A perfect pic..........

Sort & Simple..

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.

If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"


The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,


"Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,


"Where is God?!"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"



The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,





"We are in BIG trouble this time.

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("I just LOVE reading next line again and again")

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GOD is missing, and they think we did it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A beautiful love story - Heart touching

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on
it, God had put all the human "qualities" in a separate room. Since
all the qualities were bored they decided to play hide & seek.

"Madness" was one of the qualities and he shouted: "I want to count, I
want to count!" And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek
"Madness", all the other qualities agreed. So "Madness" leaned against
a tree and started to count:

"One, two, and three..." As "Madness" counted, the qualities went
hiding. "Treason" hid in a pile of garbage.. "Lie " said that it would
hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake. And Madness
continued to count "... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..." By this
time, all the qualities were already hidden-except "Love ".

For stupid as "Love" is, he could not decide where to hide.
And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it
is to hide "Love".

"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when
"Madness" got to one hundred..... ..."Love" jumped into a rose bush
where he hid.

And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!" As
Madness turned around, "Laziness" was the first to be found, because
"Laziness" was too lazy to hide. "Madness" searched madly and found
"Lie" at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them all -
except Love. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love.

Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness ": "You only need to
find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush."
"Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry. The thorns in
the bush had pierced "Loves" eyes.

Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw what had
happened. He got very angry and cursed "Madness" and said since "Love"
has become blind because of u... ..u shall always be with him"

And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is
always accompanied by Madness.!

Jokes

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!


Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: two days before his funeral.


Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of
parents achievements to each other.
Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta Singh : Yes I have.

Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it. |
Banta Singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of
Dead Sea?
Santa Singh : Yes I have.
Banta Singh : Well, my father killed it.

Typical Conversation between Lovers

Note: Conversation ke beech, within brackets jo hai, woh ladka apne aap se
keh raha hai ( He is talking to himself)



She Gives a missed call to him .. and he calls her back..

She: Hello!

He: (are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru..pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi ) Hi ...kya baat hai..?

She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...

He: ( Aise hee ye kya radio station hai ki aise hee .. velli !! Aur Call kahan kiya ?.. khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah... ) oh...ok ..kya kar
rahi thi meri jaan ??

She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?

He: (mai to lunch karke utha hoon na) mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon"
sun raha hu FM par....

She: nice song..

(And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")


He: ( yaaaaaaaaarrrrr .. kyun bola gaane ka naam .. ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen .. Saala wahan koi chipkali 'kich kich' kar rahi hai ya .. ) hey!!!! tum
itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..

She: *giggles*

He: (ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai) Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!

She: yaha sab so rahe hai...agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge..

He: ( Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi bhootni hai, kisi baat par nataaz ho gayi hai ... ) Come on! Please!

She: hattt ...I don't sing that well

He: ( yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai ) It was really sweet. Please
gaao na dear ..

She: mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan ..

He: (mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phyr bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon) aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na
She: tumhi keh sakte ho... warna …

He: ( mai? saala mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola ) abhi tum
gaaogi ya nahi?

She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Sigh! Ok

She: I don't have that great a voice .. ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaati

He: ( fir aise hee bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati .. kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai .. saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke.. ) hmmmm

She: theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek
hai??

He: ( abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt .. aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi.. ) Great!!!!

She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?

He: ( tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai.. )Hmmmm. 'Mahiya'
from Awarapan?

She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai

He: ( Thank God .. Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ... ) Dhoom Machale?

She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He: ( Aye tere nakhre .. mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye shakira .. koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai ) Cool


(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)


She: Nahi jaan. I am feeling very shy!

He: (to shuru kyun hoti hai .. ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi .. ab kya eden gardens book karun, tab gayegi) Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon

She: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho ..

He: ( Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya ) No no. Tum shy feel kar rahi ho
na....is liye... Trying to make u comfortable ..

She: Hmmm…

He: ( ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi) please gaao na darling ..

She: main kal gaaun ?

He: Haaaaaannnn...jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai ) theek hai jaisi tumhaari
merzi

She: Hmmm

He: Good night

She: Good night

She: Sweet Dreams.. Take care...

He: Sweets dreams to u too... (kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams .. abhi 2 minute mai fir call karegi bore karne ke liye)


After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a
missed call) ...


She: Hey.. so gaye the kya?

He: ( nahi...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...ab teri call ke baad aadmi ke clones banaunga ) nahi jaan.

She: kya kar rahe ho?

He: ( raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai... ) Match dekh raha tha
She: theek hai tum match dekho

He: ( phone rakhegi to dekhunga na .. ya tu running commentary sunayegi) Hey it's ok... purana
match hai.

She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?


(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)


He: (Bad eh? Crazy girl .. this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing
) Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable
first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi..... So, me waiting..
(maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya....dhatttt tereki :-( )


She sings 1 stanza from the song

'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'


He: Wow. Too good!

She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai

He: ( saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon .. pagal kar diya .. chalo shukr hai self realization hai... :-)... ) nahi darling you really
sing well.

She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho

He: ( very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun ) Cheee! Cheee! teri voice
agar itni buri hoti to main ab tak na sun raha hota

She: Hmmmm...theek hai. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao..

He: ( achcha mil gayi permission .. waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab .. ) Good night!

She: Take care

He: You too

She: Hey....

He: ( arrre yaar..aaj ye nahi chhodegi ,,, ) kya hai sweety? .

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...
He: ( tu apni voice khud record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki )
sachchi... Of course.

She: sirf jhoot

He: ( iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol… ) Not at all. You
sing very well..

She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: Good Night!!

source: funonthenet

India's oldest man dies at the age of 139

Habib Mian, perhaps the longest surviving man in India, passed away in Jaipur on Tuesday at the age of 139.
Born on May 28, 1870, at Rajgarh in Rajasthan's Alwar district, Habib Mian had been suffering from fever and a bout of dysentery.
He had joined the band of the erstwhile Jaipur Royal family as a clarinet player and retired from service in 1938. At that time, he received a pension of just Rs 1.46, which was later increased to Rs 2698.
Habib Mian did not celebrate his birthday this year as he was saddened by the serial bomb blasts in Jaipur on May 13, which claimed 62 lives, according to his grandson Chuttan Khan.
According to Mian's family friend, Rajesh Nagpal, the old man had called him on Monday and said 'Mera samay aagaya hai. Mujhe chod kar mat jana (my time has come, don't leave me at this time)'.
Beside Chuttan Mian and his eldest grandson Mahmood Mian, Habib Mian has left behind 140 grand and great-grand children.
His four sons and wife had died several years ago, Chuttan said.
In 2005, the Limca Book had recorded Habib Mian as the oldest man of Jaipur.
Habib Mian used to draw a pension of Rs 350 from Maharani Gayatri Devi Trust.

source : Rediff

Some Jokes

What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: What's the diff between mother wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying the other ensures you continue to do so.

Joke - Must Read

एक दिन , मैं दिल्ली पहुँचा ,
स्टेशन पे एक कुली से बाहर जाने का रास्ता पूंछा .
कुली ने कहा : " बाहर जाके पूंछो ."
मैंने ख़ुद ही रास्ता धुंध लिया ,

बाहर जाके टैक्सी वाले से पूंछा :
" भाई साहब लाल किले का कितना लोगे ?"
जवाब मिला : " बेचना नही है ."

टैक्सी छोड़ , मैंने बस पकड़ ली ,
कोन्दुक्टोर से पूंछा : "जी , क्या मैं सिगरेट पी सकता हूँ ?"
वो गुर्र्रा कर बोला : "हरगिज़ नही , यहाँ सिगरेट पीना मन है . "
मैंने कहा : "पर वो जनाब तो पी रहे है ! "
फिर से गुर्र्र्राया : "उसने मुझसे पूंछा नही है . "

लाल किले पंहुचा , होटल गया .
मेनेजर से कहा : "मुझे रूम चाहिए , सातवी मंजिल पे .. "
मेनेजर ने कहा : "रहने के लिए या कूदने के लिए ?"
रूम पंहुचा , वेटर से कहा :
" एक पानी का गिलास मिलेगा ?"
उसने जवाब दिया : "नही साहब , यहाँ तो सारे कांच के मिलते हैं ."

होटल से निकला , दोस्त के घर जाने के लिए ,
रस्ते मी एक साहब से पूंछा :
" जनाब , ये सड़क कहाँ को जाती है ?"
जनाब हंस कर बोले : "पिछले बीस साल से देख रहा हूँ , यही पड़ी है
... कहीं नहीं जाती . "

दोस्त के घर पंहुचा , तो मूझे देखते ही चोंक पड़ा ,
उसने पूछा : "कैसे आना हुआ ?"
अब तक तो मुझे भी आदत पड़ गई थी ,
मैंने भी जवाब दिया : "ट्रेन से . "

मेरी अओभागत करने के लिए दोस्त ने अपनी बीवी से कहा :
" अरी सुनती हो ... मेरा दोस्त पहली बार घर आया है ,
उसे कुछ ताज़ा ताज़ा खिलाओ . "
सुनते ही भाभी जी ने घर की सारी
खिध्कियाँ और दरवाजे खोल दिए .
कहा : "ताजी हवा खा लीजिये . "

दोस्त ने फिर से बडे प्यार से बीवी से कहा :
" अरी सुनती हो , इन्हे जरा अपना चालीस साल पुराना आचार तो दिखाना . "
भाभी जी एक बाल्टी मे रखा आचार ले आई .
मैंने भी अपनापन दिखाते हुए भाभी जी से कहा :
" भाभी जी , आचार सिर्फ़ दिखाएंगी , चाखायेंगी नही ?"
भाभी जी ने टाक से जवाब दिया : "यूँही अगर सब को
चखाती तो आचार चालीस साल पुराना कैसे होता ?"

थोडी देर बाद देखा , भाभी जी अपने पोते को सुला रही थी ,
साथ मे लोरी भी गा रही थी :
" डिप्लोमा सो जा , डिप्लोमा सो जा . "
लोरी सुन में हैरान हुआ और दोस्त से पूछा :
" यार , ये डिप्लोमा क्या है ?"
दोस्त ने जवाब दिया : "मेरे पोते का नाम ,
बेटी बम्बई गई थी , डिप्लोमा लेने के लिए और साथ में इसे ले आई ,
इसीलिए हमने इसका नाम डिप्लोमा रख दिया . "
फिर मैंने पूंछा : "आजकल तुम्हारी बेटी क्या कर रही है ?"

दोस्त ने जवाब दिया : "बम्बई गई है , डिग्री लेने के लिए

Jai Hind - Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day, Today i would like to post a famous peom. Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna is a poem in Hindi/Urdu written by Bismil Azimabadi.

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazu-e-qaatil mein hai

aye watan Karta nahin kyun doosra kuch baat-cheet
Dekhta hun main jise who chup teri mehfil mein hai
Aye shaheed-e-mulk-o-millat main tere oopar nisaar
Ab teri himmat ka charcha ghair ki mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Waqt aanay dey bata denge tujhe aye aasman
Hum abhi se kya batayen kya hamare dil mein hai
Khainch kar layee hai sab ko qatl hone ki ummeed
Aashiqon ka aaj jumghat koocha-e-qaatil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Hai liye hathiyaar dushman taak mein baitha udhar
Aur hum taiyyaar hain seena liye apna idhar
Khoon se khelenge holi gar vatan muskhil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Haath jin mein ho junoon katt te nahi talvaar se
Sar jo uth jaate hain voh jhukte nahi lalkaar se
Aur bhadkega jo shola-sa humaare dil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Hum to ghar se nikle hi the baandhkar sar pe kafan
Jaan hatheli par liye lo barh chale hain ye qadam
Zindagi to apni mehmaan maut ki mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai

Yuun khadaa maqtal mein qaatil kah rahaa hai baar baar
Kya tamannaa-e-shahaadat bhi kisee ke dil mein hai
Dil mein tuufaanon ki toli aur nason mein inqilaab
Hosh dushman ke udaa denge humein roko na aaj
Duur reh paaye jo humse dam kahaan manzil mein hai

Wo jism bhi kya jism hai jismein na ho khoon-e-junoon
Toofaanon se kya lade jo kashti-e-saahil mein hai

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazuay qaatil mein hai.

Wonderful One Minute... Humor

One smart Software engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards Pune in a train.

Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma.

With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our Software engineer & that girl.

After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very dark.

Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping.
Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.

Grand ma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy."

PM thought that," I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"

That girl thought that," I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".

Finally, do u know what our clever Software engineer thought?

"This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes...because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM."

Nice Story

nice one (got in a mail) :)

As I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not.

I saw a trainer near by and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away. "Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away.

They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free." I was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?

Love Story

LOVE STORY

A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.
HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.
BUT HE DID NOT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS LUV.EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.

WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.SHE SAW ALL THE CD“S UNOPENED .
THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?


BÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.SHE ALSO LUVED HIM......... ....

moral of the story:
if u love someone..... .say to him directly don“t wait for the destiny to play the role oderwise u will lose dat...


found on net .. :)

Love

I was searching for Love story on net for timepass i found this one very sweet..

A CUTE LOVE STORY...
Girl-am i prety?
Boy-no.
G-do u want 2 live with me?
B-no.
G-wil u cry if i leave u?
B-no
The girl got vexd & started 2 cry.

The boy pulled her close 2 him & said
u r not pretty but prettiest,
i dont wan 2 live with u but live 4 u,
If u leave Me i wont cry but DIE!.A CUTE LOVE STORY...
Girl-am i prety?
Boy-no.
G-do u want 2 live with me?
B-no.
G-wil u cry if i leave u?
B-no
The girl got vexd & started 2 cry.

The boy pulled her close 2 him & said
u r not pretty but prettiest,
i dont wan 2 live with u but live 4 u,
If u leave Me i wont cry but DIE!.

I found this story on net..

Cute Love story
Two butterflies were in love.........
One day, they decided to play Hide n Seek.......

During the play.....
Boy Butterfly - "A small game within us"
Girl Butterfly - "OK"
Boy Butterfly - "The one who sits in this flower tomorrow early in
the morning.....that one loves the other one more....."
Girl Butterfly - "OK"

Next morning, the boy butterfly waits for the flower to open so that
he can sit before the girl butterfly does......

Finally, the flower opened.....
What did he see.....?????........
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The girl butterfly had died inside the flower.....

She stayed there all night......so that early in the morning......as
soon as she sees him.......she can fly to him and tell him how much she
loved him........

This is true LOVE....

Pappu jokes

Some Pappu jokes i got in mail...


TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !


TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher

Joke

Project Maneger working in a MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the
cafeteria for coffee.He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning
tables
there. so he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Project Manager - (Asks canteen boy): How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Project Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Project Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Project Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi
tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai... naam hai, shohrat hai, paisa
hai....

tumhare paas kya hai?

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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahot kaam hai.... mera time waste mat
karo

Vista Tutor

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Withdraw funds from ATM without having a Bank Account

ICICI Bank has launched a unique facility called smsNcash. Under this, one can remit funds from an ICICI Bank account to a person who does not have any Bank account through the mobile channel.

An ICICI Bank Saving Bank customer just needs to register for Mobile Banking and then can specify the beneficary’s mobile phone number (who may or may not be a bank customer) and the amount, subject to maximum of Rs. 10000 per day to a single person.

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Process of selecting a software bridegroom ....Enjoy reading

A conversation about the process of selecting a software bridegroom..

Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?

Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I am confused because of it.

Vidhya: what is the confusion about?

Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. It seems now a days, the software guys are wanting to marry girls in the other field. That's I why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion .

vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds.

nithya: first is a manager.

vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab. Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day and night he will not accept.

nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a test engineer.

vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good", he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I tell that. He is sooo good .

Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the performance test engineer.

vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!

Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??

Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear.

Nithya: then tell about them.

Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them.

Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them every time.

Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom..

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Dont call me bhaiya....!!

One of the very good photos i got in my inbox today.. :)

Time for Shayari

Some shayaris ...

Ai meri zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar, Use bhul kar zinda rahu ye dua na kar, Koi dekhta hai use to hoti hai taqleef, Ai hawa tu bhi use chua na kar.


Karte Rahe Intezaar Har Ghari, A Dil Humne Ye Kaya Kho Diya Uth Gaya Yakeen Wafa Se, Jaane Tumne Wo Waada Kyon Kiya Suraj Nei Hansna Aur Taaron Nei Muskuranaa Chhor Diya Aag Thee Dil Mei Mohabaat Ki, Usney Bee Ab Jalna Chhod Diya

Din Tere Khayal Mein Gujar Jata Hai, Raat Ko Bhi Khayal Tera He Aata Hai. Kabhi Ye Khayal Is Tarah Bad Jaata Hai Ki Aaine Mein Bhi Tera Chehra Nazar Aata Hai.


Itna Kuch Khoya Ki Hume Paana Na Aaya, Pyar Kiya To Jatana Na Aaya. Aa Gaye Is Dil Mein Pehli Hi Nazar Mein Who, Kasoor Humara Tha Jo Hume Unke Dil Mein Samana Na Aaya.


Youn Badi Der Se Paimaana Liye Betha Hu, Koi Dekhe To Ye Samjhe K Piye Betha Hu.... Zindagi Bhar K Liye Ruth K Jaane Wale, Mein Abhi Tak Teri Tasveer Liye Bhetha Hu....

Wafa Karne Ka Wada To Hum Bhi Naa Kar Paayenge, Magar Yeh Jaroor Kahte Hai Ki Bewfai Naa Hogi Humse...



Nice na... I got them in mails... :)

Sabhi Bewdon ko samarpit...

Sabhi Bewdon ko samarpit...




Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...

Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura...Meri Maa..

Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...

Chetan Bhagat

Chetan bhagat is really a good writer. He is the author of 3 books.

1. Five point someone.
2. 1 Night at Call center.
3. 3 mistakes of life.

Really, if you guys like novel, read this books you will surely enjoy it...

PicSquare

I has used picsquare service for the first time and i am very much satisfied. I ordered them for digital print of my photos & within 4 working days i got the photos at my mailing address. The quality of photos is awesome. They are only charging Rs. 2.99 per print of 4x6. The payment process is also easy. Even you can get a Mug with your photos , calender created by using your photos. Really very good service they are providing.

http://www.picsquare.com/

Hansa Prafull Talk

Khichadi is another serial which i loves to watch. Hansa & Praful are my fav. characters.

Here is some hansa praful talk, actually this talk was forward to me on email through a friend ... :)


DECIDE
Hansa : Pradul "Decide" matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na ... "A side" -- "B side" ... to "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide"


Mature
Hansa : Mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?????
hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
main chor ...main chor....mature...acha acha....


alphabet
hansa: praful alphabet matlab
praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

Asset
Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab ???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa ....
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai .... taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ...
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... "Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..

Depend
Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Prafful : Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra... Deep-End.. Depend

TOURNAMENT
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)
MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL

EK JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT

DO JHHUMKE -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT

AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA



elastic

Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa..
apni voh Shradha ben unki beti ila ...
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to...
Ila-stick leke ...
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

Sarabhai V/S sarabhai

Sarabhai v/s Sarabhai is my Favorite serial.. all the characters of this serial is awesome..
Monisha Sarabhai, Maya Sarabhai, Rosesh Sarabhai, Sahil Sarabhai, Indravardhan Sarabhai.

Here is some good peoms of Rosesh Sarabhai.. :)

1. Best one according to me is :

" Momaa ka purse jaise hospital ki koi nurse
purse mein rakha tissue paper karta hai paseene ka ilaaj
aur lipstick ho jaise bhookhe honton ka anaaj
momaa ke purse ka hai makhmali sa sparsh
momaa ka purse "

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Ek Common Man Ko Mili He Pari
Jaise Chiku Ke saath Strawberry
Aage Aage Mummy Aur Piche Piche Daddy
Jaise Ho Tom And Jerry