Some Jokes

What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: What's the diff between mother wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying the other ensures you continue to do so.