Joke

Project Maneger working in a MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the
cafeteria for coffee.He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning
tables
there. so he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Project Manager - (Asks canteen boy): How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Project Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Project Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Project Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi
tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai... naam hai, shohrat hai, paisa
hai....

tumhare paas kya hai?

Scroll down to find out his answer
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Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere paas
Maa hain"
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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahot kaam hai.... mera time waste mat
karo